Monday, March 11, 2013

A Packraft Runs Through It...

Here on the lonely banks of the Potomac River at the cresting dawn of the blossoming spring weather, I find myself the navigator upon, the perhaps hastily-named, U.S.S. Iceberg's maiden voyage. Weighing roughly 52+ tonnes less than its fallen sister-ship, the Titanic, this 4lbs pack kayak will have its durability and steadfastness measured against the toughest of natural waterworks...

 

...the Congaree swamps, the Rio Grande, Alaskan fjords, the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans, Clark and Crater Lake, and the countless water ways of Voyageurs among others. But first, it had to brave the sea trials provided by the District's mighty Potomac River.


Casting off on this inaugural fare, the U.S.S. Iceberg, aptly named due to its color, shape, and predestined trip through the Alaskan fjords, departed from the Potomac's banks in the early afternoon hours headed in a Northerly direction. 


Its destination?...3.5 nautical miles N-NW.


Having only taken 5 minutes to inflate, the Iceberg was in the water withing 10 minutes of parking the Kodiak. Aside from the paddles, the only cargo on board was a 183 lbs manly man, a 1/8 lbs beard, and an empty backpack that would later stow the oar and water craft itself.


Battling opposing currents, endless gusts of wind, and gnarly wake generated by emergency response boats traveling at impossible speeds, the Iceberg withheld such hardships handsomly and brought its passenger and cargo safely to its destination. Upon arrival, the LZ was sandy and open, providing an ideal spot to deflate and pack up the kayak. Having quickly stowed away the transport that had gotten me this far, ahead of me was a complex network of trail systems that would afford me the opportunity to giddyishly explore wooded portions of Northern Virginia that I otherwise simply drive by on a daily basis. At the conclusion of a several mile exploratory hike through the "wilds" of Arlington and its sister cities, sunlight was getting scarce and my return to the Kodiak became a heightened priority.


Front Seat View from the Pack Raft's Maiden Voyage
The day was adventurous and a continuous surprise. My confidence in the Iceberg's exploratory fortitude, and the user's ever-honing ability to guide it, was firmly established. Being someone who has learned to respectfully fear the water, this test run planted new confidence in the watery obstacles that lay ahead!


Sunday, March 10, 2013

Oh The Places You'll Go...



Now that I see it all in front of me...THIS IS INSANE. There is something to be said about the scale of this quest and also of the importance of being constantly aware that the destinations are a distant second to the journey and adventure experienced through them. The Walkabout will be a previously untapped experience that will carve through the vast and ever-changing landscape of this country, allowing me the luxury and hardship of living and traversing throughout every climate and terrain imaginable. 

Through the old sage forests of the Shenandoah, the tropical waters of Biscayne, the meandering river canyons of Big bend,  the swampy marshes of the Everglades, the dastardliness (just wanted to say that) of the Badlands, the history within Mesa Verde, the crafted monumental leftovers of Arches, the unearthly depths of the Grand Canyon, the barrenness of Death Valley, the living giants of the Redwoods, the majesty and pioneering significance of Yosemite, the towering peaks of Denali and Ranier, the iceways of Kenai Fjords, the scattered islands of Voyageurs, and the loneliness of the Gates of the Arctic. 

The Kodiak's all-terrain, "Trail Rated" gusto will be put to the test during every one of the bazillion miles ahead of it's grill.

HARK! Feast your eyes on the path that lay ahead! Although being more precisely calculated for my own planning purposes, below is only a rudimentary outline of the expected seasons I anticipate being in as I arrive in each National Park. Keep in mind, that this is a flexible plan and that huge degrees of travel improvisation are available, which affords me the opportunity to increase or decrease the amount of time spent at each park. The tentative dates were loosely based on certain criteria:

     1) To be in Alaska during prime Aurora season (Check)
     2) To be near Ontario, Canada during early July for a family reunion (Check)
     3) To depart on The Walkabout on a date of prior significance (Check)

When I pushed the ETD back towards my birthday and reversed the course's original  bearings, everything fell perfectly into place. I want to assure everyone that spontaneity is in no way being spared during this journey. However, in a undertaking of this magnitude, neglecting to plan ahead certain things will ultimately lead to missed opportunities and potentially irreversible mistakes...trivial and severe. 

One last thing, with tentative dates conceived, please look forward to a future post regarding a breakdown of the estimated expenses ("lodging," gas, food, unexpected/replacement gear, additional transportation costs, etc) for this trip...again here is where planning ahead is crucially important. Better to find out now and save for what a ferry ride to Alaska will cost than be surprised with the bill  a whole country away from home and no job. 

Man I really tend to ramble. Especially since all I really wanted to do was show the seasonal breakdown of where I will be...when. Anywhoo....

LET THE GREAT EXPERIMENT BEGIN!
-Tobias Funke, '03

SUMMER
Shenandoah
Mammoth Cave
Great Smoky Mountains
Congaree
Biscayne
Everglade
Dry Tortugas
Hot Spring
Isle Royale
Cuyahoga Valley
Acadia


FALL
Big Bend
Guadalupe Mountain
Carlsbad Caverns
Saguaro 
Petrified Forest  
Mesa Verde  
Great Sand Dunes 
Black Canyon of the Gunnison
Rocky Mountain 
Arches
Canyonlands
Capitol Reef
Great Basin


WINTER
Zion
Bryce Canyon
Grand Canyon
Joshua Tree
Channel Islands
Death Valley
Sequoia
Kings Canyon
Yosemite
Lassen Volcanic
Redwood
Crater Lake
Mount Ranier
Olympic
Glacier Bay


SPRING
Wrangell-St. Elias
Denali
Gates of the Arctic 
Kobuk Valley
Lake Clark
Katmai
Kenai Fjords
North Cascades
Glacier
Yellowstone
Grand Teton
Wind Cave
Badlands
Theodore Roosevelt
Voyageurs